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Saturday, June 03, 2006 ( Present Tense>>>Past Tense @ 9:07 PM ) Q1) What is the past tense of the word 'shit' (5 marks) Insructions: Candidates have 5 minutes to answer all questions Candidates are to present their answer on the following tag-board provided to the left. No usage of any Electronic Calculators are allowed. This paper consists of 1 page with 1 question. Check that you have answered all questions. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Okok...joke time's over.. But really..what is the past tense of 'shit'? Shat? Well, if you think about it, the word 'sit', has a past tense 'sat'. So, by following this theory, we can deduce that, the past tense of 'shit'.................is 'shat'. -------------------WAIT WAIT WAIT!!! DONT GO!!!----------------------------- Now i ask... If the past tense of 'shit' is 'shat'. and the present tense of 'sat' is 'sit'. Then... following this theory... 'crap' is a past tense, and its present tense would thus be.............................. yes...you got it 'crip' believe it or not, if you actually follow this theory, the present tense of 'crap'... is 'crip'...So why dont we say:"Oh Crip!"... Why instead do we say:"Oh Crap!"..And also:"I shitted yesterday"...And not"I shat yesterday"? Lol...This theory is copyrighted by:Lukas Lee Quite stupid actually, but i find it quite interesting... 0 comments |